The Earth Don’t Need Your Sorry Ass, bubble-free stickers

“The Earth Don’t Need Your Sorry Ass”

Oh children of Wi-Fi and double frappes,
You strut through the forest in Gore-Tex wraps,
Posting selfies with oceans,
As if you invented emotion,
But baby—Mother Earth don’t give you claps.

She spun her blue hips long before your kind,
Before your taxes, flags, and online minds,
Before the wheel, the war, the song—
Before you knew right from wrong—
She danced in lava, wild and blind.

You need her breath to pump your chest,
You need her soil to lay and rest,
You drink her tears, eat from her plate,
And when she quakes—you call it fate—
But you? She don’t need the pest.

She’s got no need for banks or malls,
No TikTok trends, no shopping sprawl,
She’ll shake you off like fleas or lice,
Reset her clock, re-roll the dice,
And keep on spinning through it all.

You thought you were the blessed crown?
You plastic priest in Amazon gown?
You live on borrowed chlorophyll,
While she just waits—patient, still—
For you to lay your madness down.

So praise her dirt, her worm, her weed,
Bow to her fungi, roots and seed,
You breathe because she lets you try—
But if you poison all, she’ll sigh...
Then watch you vanish. Guaranteed.

The Earth don’t need your prayers or cars,
Your crypto coins or Hollywood stars—
She needs no humans. Never did.
You’re just a loud, confused young kid
Living in her yard of scars.

So love her deep, and love her true,
She’ll maybe let you make it through.
But mark this gospel from above:
The Earth don’t need your broken love—
But you sure as hell need hers, child. That’s true.

—The Pope of Love 🌎✝️🔥

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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