Root Of All Evil Unisex T-Shirt - Pope Of Love Graphic Tee

Wear your philosophical crisis with our Pope Of Love Root Of All Evil unisex t-shirt!

Is money the root of all evil? Probably. Are we all trapped in a system that forces us to chase it anyway? Absolutely. This soft, comfortable tee lets you contemplate capitalism's contradictions while looking damn good doing it.

Premium T-Shirt Features:

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton - soft as a billionaire's lies
• Pre-shrunk fabric that won't betray you like the economy does
• Unisex fit - money corrupts everyone equally
• Side seams for structural integrity (unlike our financial system)
• Coverstitched collar and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Bold Root Of All Evil Pope Of Love design
• Perfect weight for year-round existential contemplation

Perfect for those who see through the BS, anti-capitalists with style, and anyone who needs money to survive but hates what it does to humanity. Wear this to remind yourself and others that we're all complicit in a system we didn't choose.

Made especially for you on demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

📊 Evil Reality: The richest 1% own more wealth than the bottom 90% combined. CEOs make 670 times what their average workers earn. If money isn't the root of all evil, it's at least fertilizing the hell out of it.