🍑 The Gospel of Greed: A Cheeky Sermon by The Pope of Love 🍑 Greed Worth It?

🍑 The Gospel of Greed: A Cheeky Sermon by The Pope of Love 🍑

In the Temple of Dough where the Golden Butt sits,
Lived Greed with his grin and his jewel-studded wits.
He hoarded and stacked with a gluttonous cheer,
Counting each coin like it whispered, “You’re dear.”

He bought up the oceans, he leased out the skies,
Put tolls on the moon and taxed butterflies.
He charged folks to blink and to burp and to sneeze,
Sold air by the ounce and affection in threes.

He dined on foie gras served on ivory plates,
While outside his mansion folks jiggled their fates.
He wore silk undies and diamond-stuffed shoes,
And flushed down compassion with premium booze.

But one day while counting his platinum teeth,
He slipped on a nugget of lies underneath.
Down came his tower of monogrammed brass,
And chomp went karma—right into his ass.

He yelped and he howled like a spoiled soufflé,
As the Bite of Retribution took chunks away.
The poor cheered, the plants clapped, the pigeons all laughed,
While his 24K bidet cracked in half.

Now Greed limps around with a humbler stride,
Selling “I ❤️ Sharing” shirts from a roadside.
He learned that a life spent just taking and taking
Ends not in gold…
…but a monumental aching.

So heed this cheeky sermon, my radiant kin:
Don’t let your hunger grow fat on sin.
Share your fries, your hugs, your last stick of gum—
Or you might find fate chomping your bum.

🕊️ Amen and Pass the Avocados,
—The Pope of Love 🍑💋